chebelhelo

The essentials in a lebanese life

2007-12-22T11:06:00.000-08:00

Arak: The best alcohol in the whole universe…

2007-04-10T04:42:00.000-07:00

Well to be honest, I passed these 4 days of vacation up in the mountains eating Lebanese awesome foods and drinking Arak baladi hatta il samala…

Trippy & hallucinating… it’s the best alcohol in the whole universe… and please just don’t mix it with Crush…

Her name is Jacinthe...

2007-03-01T01:24:00.000-08:00

Borned A new english word

2007-02-08T03:11:00.000-08:00

Well after exchanging lots of emails on the same day between my friend and I, stating to each other how bored we are at work!He finally came up with a nice new English word to be added to English dictionary: Borned!!!

Well Borned means: Born Bored!!!

Nice One Samra…

I will ask the guys at Harvard…I really want see their reaction!!!

Amazing Red Sea Pictures

2007-02-08T01:26:00.000-08:00

The New iGod

2007-01-29T23:29:00.000-08:00

Whether you’re Christians, Muslims, Jewish, Buddhist or Atheist …Please dial the correct tone for you to have your own special private conversation with your god….N’importe quoi!!!

I apple You

2007-01-29T23:02:00.000-08:00

Well here it is the new condom from Apple…Instead of saying I love You to your woman you say I apple you…Nice I like!!!

Tuesday 23 2007, a date to forget in our History

2007-01-24T06:35:00.000-08:00

Zammour

2006-10-23T23:55:00.000-07:00

Women: Allo Bonjour Habibi kifak ya 3ami tarikne kill il nhar balek
Man: Eh habibi I was too busy, hall bas Oussal la3andik Bzamirlik bitinzale ok!
Woman: Hayete chou helo chou chta reet Siayara…
Man: Lah Habibi, chta reet ZAMMOUR
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Running

2006-09-14T03:34:00.000-07:00

Never, Never, Never, Never Letting Go

Never giving up,

Never saying No

Just Go, Go,

I never stop

I never think

To do, do, do the right thing

I want to go

I want to fight

I want to rush I want to run

I want to see you again

under the setting sun

We will kiss

We will laugh

We will be a part

of what is said to be a union of the heart

Love is just the only strain

that makes me live through all my pain

I don't know if your love is true

but I can't think of anything but you

Lyrics from the soundtrack of Run Lola Run

Stranger

2006-09-13T04:33:00.000-07:00

Cast the calming apple
Up and over satellites
To draw out the timid wild one
To convince you it's alright

And I listen for the whisper
Of your sweet insanity while I formulate
Denials of your affect on me
You're a stranger
So what do I care
You vanish today
Not the first time I hear
All the lies

What am I to do with all this silence?
Shy away, shy away phantom
Run away terrified child
Won't you move away you fucking tornado
I'm better off without you
Tearing my will down

Lyrics by Perfect Circle 'Thirteen Step'

The Karma of life

2006-08-30T06:50:00.000-07:00

Date a girl for one and half month then ditch her…
Date another girl for one and half month and get ditched
Beware of the Karma of Life
What comes around goes around!

What is more scarry is that
The latter girl remind me of an ex ex ex ex… girlfriend who had left me long time ago (or was I who left her I don't remember either way it's not that important). They share the same name and the same situation…
So I have put a veto on that name…no more dating girls called (Bet that you wanna know)…

Le comte de fees le plus court de l'histoire du monde

2006-07-12T05:55:00.000-07:00

Un jour un gars demande a une fille : "-Veux tu m'epouser ?"
Elle repondit : "Non"
Et le gars vit heureux le restant de ses jours...

World Cup Babes

2006-07-12T05:34:00.000-07:00

http://fivefalcons.com/world_cup_babes_2006/index.html

Oh Man Oh Man

2006-07-07T06:08:00.000-07:00

There is more than 60 millions sperms/ml of ejaculate (or even more)...Only one is lucky enough to find the female egg and to fertilize it...It's really a shitty business…Imagine the odds one over 60 millions…God how inefficient we are?
Women: one over one
Man: one over 60 millions
Shame on us!!!

SunShower

2006-07-07T06:05:00.000-07:00

Dark as roses, fine as sand
Feel your healing and your sting again
I hear you laughing and my soul is saved
On forgotten graves you cry

Crawl like ivy up my spine
Through my nerves and into my eyes

Lyrics by Chris Cornell form the soundtrack of Great Expectations

It Hits again....

2006-07-07T06:04:00.000-07:00

Today noon at a snack near work: Shawarma Djej without Toum please …
After 5 mn, It hits me back…Chef: Chebelhelo bdoun toum mazbout?
KHALLLAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I should buy a Tshirt with my name on it ...

Resume du match France vs Espagne

2006-06-28T07:00:00.000-07:00

Gravity

2006-06-14T02:45:00.000-07:00

I am surrendering

to gravity & to the unknown

Catch me, heal me…Lift me back up to the sun

Help me survive the bottom…

I choose to live, I choose to live…

My hero...

2006-06-09T06:03:00.000-07:00

What is Infertility?

2006-06-09T02:03:00.000-07:00

Infertility is the persistent inability to conceive a child. A couple is screened as infertile if, after 18 months of trying to get a baby, the couple fails to. Around 6.1 million couples only in the United States are infertile -- that is one in six couples.

Different causes can lead to infertility. More than 50% of these cases are male causes the other 50% are shared by 40% for women and the remaining 10% are listed as unknown factors.

In the majority of cases & let's not be so optimistic, infertility is treatable. Many cases are treated with techniques such as ovarian stimulation (which uses fertility drugs and try to collect eggs from the women ; a woman conceives normally each month one egg, in the case of ovarian stimulation, more than one egg is collected up to 20), followed by in vitro fertilization (IVF, fertilization is the meeting between female egg & male sperm which leads to an embryo formation) performed in a clinic where different techniques can be applied either using husband's sperm, donor sperm or cryo sperm. Cryopreservation is the process of freezing sperms, eggs or even embryos in a liquid nitrogen solution at -196 C. When these cryoed becomes necessarily, they are generally thawed and used again.

After a long process with IVF fertilization, comes the embryos count if any (embyos contain half genome from mother & half genome from father). These embryos are then transferred to female uterus (generally by the number of 3) and only then we can hope that the patient get pregnant or maybe not! Usually, the patient is monitored and the success rate is not more than 30 to 40% in majority of cases...

Advanced sciences & advanced human research on reproductive medicine have given infertile couples a very big hope and thus for better mankind's preservation... Most of the infertile couple will kill to have babies...On the other corner of the globe (maybe in the same country), people are killing each other or selling their child’s...

God have mercy on all mankind...

Man Wisdom

2006-05-29T01:26:00.000-07:00

A three old year boy examined his testicles while bathing and asked…
Mummy, are these my brain…
The mummy replied: NOT YET HONEY…

2006-05-22T23:47:00.000-07:00

A 28 ans, ne savoir prendre de décisions…
Seule la décision de rester enfermé…
Sortir casser, sortir de nouveau et casser de nouveau…
Etre bloqué et puis débloquer grâce a …
Dans les nuages j’étais…puis une chute libre j’ai pris…Elle m'a appris...
Je ne peux plus, je ne comprends plus rien…
Ca me tue…je ne peux pas continuer comme ça a larguer tout ce qui me touche…
C’est vraiment grave…non je dirais c’est trop grave…
Qu’est ce que je veux…qu’est ce tu veux homme…
Putain réponds comprends…
Je ne sais plus rien…

Ammo Nazih

2006-05-18T00:40:00.000-07:00

Ammo Nazih Bonsoir,
Bonsoiren...

Baddi 3azbak wahad tilziik sari3,
Ade badik sir3eto!!!

Waaaaaahhhhhh

Below 40 meters

2006-05-17T07:09:00.000-07:00

Into this deep blue...
Down & Down I go
All that I can hear is the beautiful blue silence below...
Turn my head up and see
Light sun above the 40 m that I have pulled myself into...
God I miss Scuba Diving...

New world that I learned some 2 months ago

2006-05-17T06:49:00.000-07:00

Inno chou...
Inno wayn...
Taib inno chou...

This is for all the people I don't know

2006-05-17T06:33:00.000-07:00

I don't know why it always happens to me
ChebElhelo could you please move your car
ChebElhelo could you please park elswhere
ChebElhelo could you please pass by another time

It's really annoying when you hear this all the time
I don't know why they keep on calling me this'
Guess that either horny they are or I do really look like Nancy Ajram
Thanks Nancy...